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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you have any attributes quirks sensitivities abilities etc that you've come to learn most people don't experience? E.g. dream with subtext or experience de ja vu regularly or know you experience life very differently from those around you etc?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What can I do if I'm afraid to die from sleep apnea, but deathly afraid of wearing a sleep Apnea mask?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?